You’ve been hearing a lot about “Life Hacks” lately. No, nobody told you. You don’t really have anybody in your life right now, but it’s fine. You saw these things online, and now you’ll start making your life better one tip at a time.
1: Move Heavy Books In Rolling Suitcases
You’ve never been into reading, but maybe people would find you more interesting if you started. Then you wouldn’t have looked so dumb in front of that barista when you didn’t know The Hunger Games was a book.
2: Use A Pool Noodle To Keeps Kids From Falling Out Of Bed
If anyone could ignore your terrible genetic makeup and completely reasonable self loathing for long enough to want reproduce, this life hack would be great. But that’s unlikely.